Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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