Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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