I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I DEMAND FORESKIN
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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