Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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