worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Boobs speak an international language.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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