All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I bet he comes in French.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
