I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The uberlube is also flammable
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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