i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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