Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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