Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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