Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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