New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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