just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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