My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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