That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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