Your tits are I can't wait for
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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