what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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