VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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