I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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