There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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