i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I have post one night stand depression
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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