Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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