I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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