It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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