Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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