You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
