Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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