Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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