Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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