he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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