We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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