And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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