Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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