He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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