So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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