idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I need to stop coming to work sober
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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