it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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