i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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