The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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