Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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