Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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