Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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