I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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