oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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