When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
