So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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