Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Just puked most of my soul out..
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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