i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We named our party play list daddy issues
now i know why i became what i already was.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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