glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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