So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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