Already got asked if we're dating
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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