I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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