Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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